Who is a better baseball player/character???

This age old question has been bugging me for centuries, who is better: Brian Wilson or Kenny Powers?  They are both great characters involved in baseball.  Brian Wilson has become famous for his youtube videos, hilarious interviews, and his beard.  Kenny Powers, the star of the hit HBO sitcom East Bound and Down, is famous for being a great baseball player whose career ended on a bad note, but is attempting a comeback after hitting his nemisis in the eye with a 101 mph pitch and literally knocking his eyeball out.  He is a rude, but absolutely funny character on and off the pitchers mound.  You can argue that Brian Wilson is better not only because he has won a World Series, but because he is probably more well known even though Kenny Powers has been a promoter of K-Swiss shoes in many commercials and advertisements.  Kenny Powers does get all of the ladies and has his own purple, patterned jetski.  So i was wondering, does anyone out there have an answer for this ancient question? 

Hows your p*#!s

Yes, its a widely asked question to start off your day ( made popular by Todd from the hit sitcom Scrubs).  I ask it all the time out of curiousity for the well being of my friends and fellow student body.  In many cases i get a wierd look and no answers, but in others i get a detailed and very exotic answer.  It seems wierd thought that I am the only person that I know that openly asks this question quite fequently.  In fact, I have never heard anyone else, besides Todd, ask this question to anyone.  So yes, i am asking today, how is your penis???

MK...future adult film star

MK is a young, strong, beautiful man.  In words he is described as studly, a wanker, and a deliscious gummy bear.  He has a very big heart, but is hard headed.  This man is mostly defined by his spectacular mustache.  In the film world he isnt known as Michael Klamm, he is Vanilla Sanchez.  He got this name after coming out with a rap album when he was 16.  It was mostly popular in the northern regions of Africa. He is already successful in the entertainment business so him and his mustache will do swimmingly in the adult film business.  His role models are Ron Burgundy, Ron Jeremy, and Hugh Hefner.  He was basically born to be a star...an adult star.